Nurse enters Juliets bedroom.
Nurse: Juliet, Juliet wake up!
Juliet: Im up, and im ready!
Nurse:How are you feeling this morning? nervous? ill go get your mother.
Juliet: im a little nervous and i dont really want to do this but whatever.
Nurse: Lady Capulet!!
Lady Capulet enters the bedroom.
Lady Capulet: What do you want nurse?
Nurse: I thought the mother of th bride should be here with her daughter to get ready.
Juliet: you dont have to stay if you dont want to, its not like i want to do this.
Nurse: dont be silly Juliet, she is your mother.
Lady capulet: go wash your face and hair Juliet.
Juliet leaves the bedroom and lord capulet walks in..
Lord capulet: Where is Juilet going? the wedding is in 2 hours!
Juliet returns to bedroom..
Nurse: well ill get started on her hair.
Lady capulet and lord capulet leave room...
*at the wedding*
here comes the bride, do do da doo
Friar: lets just cut to the chase, do you wish to keep eachother safe until blah blah blah and promise to love eachother through thick and thin?
Juliet: i guess
paris: for sure!<3
Friar: lucky couple, i now pronounce you unhappy husband and wife, you may kiss the bride unless its uncomfortable.
Audiance: HUURAAYYY
Lady capulet: its about time! now make babies!
I believe your dream of what should have happened is my most wretched nightmare.
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